Death by headline.

Cemetrendary collects things declared obsolete that still have a pulse. Some headlines exaggerate. Some articles are more nuanced than their titles. Some predictions just need more time.

Each grave separates the published claim, what changed, and evidence of continued life. This is a curated archive, not an exhaustive history or a verdict on every prediction. Source checks: 10 September 2026.

Explore by dragging and scrolling, or use arrow keys while the grounds are focused. Tap a stone to approach. The register gives keyboard and screen-reader access to every obituary. Surprises are gentle, optional, and disabled by default for reduced-motion preferences.

Every obituary has a locally generated undertaker recording, with a lower tone and a short chapel echo. Press Let the undertaker read to listen. Closing the obituary or choosing another grave stops playback. No celebrity voice or voice cloning is used.